Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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