We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
