We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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