do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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