Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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