so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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