She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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