is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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