So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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