I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We need to rekindle our bromance
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Holy sore nipples Batman
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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