I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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