I must be too annoying 4 u.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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