Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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