How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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