pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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