Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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