I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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