When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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