Quick, to the slutcave!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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