yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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