I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He kissed a someone with a penis
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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