omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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