I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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