I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips