I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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