So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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