Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
