Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm sobbing to NWA
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
