we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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