Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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