***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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