I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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