"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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