do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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