Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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