Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
