I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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