The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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