kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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