I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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