Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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