dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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