listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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