A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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