this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
