did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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