I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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