So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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