are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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