Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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