My brain says no but my pants say off.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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