just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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